i’m already developing tibetan buddhist mind powers!

I’ll be controlling my heart-beat (cardio whenever, wherever!) and levitating in no time!!

>tfw:
>start reading a website
music pops in my head
>”hey I should play music for real”
>open Winamp and click shuffle
>the very song that spontaneously played in my head? was the first song that began playing in Winamp, out of >500 songs in that particular playlist
>mfw:
u wot m8

I’m still a little freaked out.

71 Creepy YouTube Channels

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  1. Blue Lavasix: https://www.youtube.com/user/Bluelava6
  2. CZsWorld: https://www.youtube.com/user/czstealth
  3. Kouta KnifeEMOji: https://www.youtube.com/user/KyoTheKiller
  4. Strawberry Nightmare: https://www.youtube.com/user/Starberry115
  5. Nightmare Expo: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpFFItkfZz1qz5PpHpqzYBw
  6. Morbid Minds: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvXW47kJubtyYskM43F4Qmw
  7. Hotel Room 103: https://www.youtube.com/user/Gothicslenderman
  8. CrowSidious: https://www.youtube.com/user/MrCrowSidious
  9. David Romero: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMbGCqb6BUUzoeKjevKZA-Q
  10. Jacqueline Nym: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLwoU8Ov6XYHVJtsvSc10lA
  11. Bloodbath and Beyond: https://www.youtube.com/user/BloodbathAndBeyondTV
  12. Hidden Voices: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHq5Dq5mPiOvBkpDGrBpBDw
  13. The Paranormal Scholar: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfj9TK1mhbIWpcmP5rcIfYQ?spfreload=10
  14. Goodnite Goosebumps: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQAgugi56NNPm-Vj2zQFWWQ
  15. The Haunted Broadcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvImmpKc1-cTJwL4Q1izLhQ
  16. The Hollow Gentleman: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC65xlpF0FNQzlsaZzNOhgww
  17. That Spooky Guy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGrFHiNuL0NJTqA9X-nib8A
  18. NightmareApes: https://www.youtube.com/user/NightmareApes
  19. Southern Cannibal: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1C8PAZgO9u6jgqrt_mJ_pg
  20. Dark Fire Productions: https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkFireProd13
  21. Atomic Thomas: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7PIu9SQoJbaOQZjWNjS00g
  22. TheEvilOutcast: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheEvilOutcast
  23. Adrian Harlet: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6n2FG-49JcIPMkh9pcvm7Q
  24. BumpInTheNight: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5V_gOR22UXlLS9B-curxPA
  25. LonelyDark: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCykTJesW4JJejrJgG1nGuYg
  26. Sir Psycho: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT5hgqEi3WJUfVBIVBpSIdg
  27. Dark Voices: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcaC58FxOT61y55QmNH4m5A
  28. Fearagen: https://www.youtube.com/user/Fearagen
  29. Blackeyed Blonde: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC624cv3GzGyW-1RHqi3cUMw
  30. Macabre Callings: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChfpqmKVhGFPqqiK4x1uwQg
  31. Auntie Creeps: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG8yi1yi6aBLqyiyB3ZLBig
  32. Nico Wonderdust: https://www.youtube.com/c/NicoWonderdust
  33. Ole Uncle Ben: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBnf2P2dspQGFLZ7pzmCnlw
  34. PhantomOfDarkness: https://www.youtube.com/user/mrbigshotcoolie?spfreload=10
  35. Jay Autumn: https://www.youtube.com/user/JasiNeko
  36. Mother CreepyPasta: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC39yvgFZw9qZiwHmhzwziqw
  37. DeadlyHorror 101: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVgn1JU2UwI6ue1rcL8e4Xw
  38. Duchess Dark: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnBxQVZj75CZUPEuusuT9Fw
  39. X Dreams: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1dRxsZYGElwy9-4ohmYjeg
  40. Nightmares Before Bedtime: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCujLMSV35E5hYYiog0ZYQHQ
  41. TheBlueSiren: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvBHzM4JxDW7vJosp37nnPg
  42. The Shadow Sneak: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2dTBEnrlxuka27Hk8G8_9g
  43. Creep Street: https://www.youtube.com/user/LeopardandBlondie
  44. Pink Spooky: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGuYN06dQETPPiCrOeQXYGw
  45. Devin Seviyn: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQi682Ambb9PBKj8ZdP6kw
  46. Scared Kid Nancy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9K-pwhqJSKaRZtsuomeZMg
  47. Annie Chan: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZJV-TV5ZIH9qHW9_nP3UAg
  48. Jessica Keller: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM6dh-UIesA-a9dXdf4HMYw?app=desktop 
  49. Creepy Elliot: https://www.youtube.com/user/Somecallmeelliot
  50. Spooky…

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bleh

It’s taken all my effort to drag myself out of bed after maybe an hour and a half hitting the Snooze button the past few days, let alone do ANY form of exercise other than walk/bike to/from work, or even go online except to check the weather and bank account and spend hours mindlessly clicking about YouTube and WEBM threads on /b/. Been living in a nearly dead haze going barely able to drag myself through the motions of work and chores and little else for weeks. Wing-wonging between existential worries about such-and-so and feeling like a zombie trying to accomplish this-that-and-the-other, I don’t know how anyone pursues any form of goal or dream when I’m like a phone on perpetual <10% power doing my best to struggle-battle to barely keep up with work and chores — I would literally pay like $75/wk for someone to do my laundry and cooking and so forth! Where do people get their vim and verve? I’d probably feel better if my system weren’t perpetually flooded with caffeine, painkillers, diphenhydramine (insomnia), and off-brand Beano and Gas-X (for the 4-6 lb broccoli and/or green beans I stuff myself sick with every work day to combat my raging appetite because I’m scared to death of getting hit by a hunger-knock “in the field” which is difficult enough — that and eating like a monster is one my very few stress-relievers and I’ve been so strung-out lately I’ve probably sunk almost $500 on cheat meals in May alone!) bu-ut if I don’t I won’t get any sleep and I couldn’t animate my body enough to do my job and if I can’t work I’ll get fired etc. etc.

ghost story: oilrag banshee

ma’habocath has told this tale in one form or another on other sites over the years, but this one can’t find it again so ma’hab retypes it anew:

Many years ago in late-teens or early-tweens, ma’habocath was trying to sleep upstairs, the windows behind his head, the stairwell and doorway are to his left across the room. This old home was a few blocks from a prison so plenty of light coming through the windows in the dead of night, casting many long shadows. ma’hab’s glasses were on the nightstand so everything was cast a dull monochrome.

ma’habocath saw a large, dark figure walking up the stairwell. Assumed it was this one’s elder brother, but those stairs creaked terribly and he’s a big dude. ma’hab stared in bewilderment at seeing but not hearing the ascending figure. When it got to the top of the stairs ma’hab saw it more clearly, or at least as clear as this one’s impaired vision would allow. Continue reading “ghost story: oilrag banshee”

spotted: japanese schoolgirls. for real.

Biking to work, ma’hab saw Japanese schoolgirls waiting at the bus stop. No joke, literal Japanese schoolgirls. And dressed just like they were in anime: knee-high socks with skirts even in winter and everything else; this one imagined the k-ON! girls’ winter uniforms. They couldn’t have been any older than 12. Passing by, this one even heard them speaking Japanese with each other.

It was a surreal few moments. For the next several minutes this one wondered if he had hallucinated the whole thing.