nuu blag

This one is weeaboo catman no more.

this is how you meditate!

They were all scented vanilla, and I was drinking vanilla chai tea with vanilla-cream-flavored liquid stevia.

cooling tea without sticking it in the freezer

To use the same method of cooling a gallon of heated milk (for homemade Greek yogurt), why didn’t I think to do the same for freshly-boiled tea until today?

one of the ‘prayer cards’ from ‘church’

buddhism is the best brain-candy

Prove me wrong.

ma’hab cannot help himself before the pretty and the pink

Confound it all, this one can’t give up Sphere no matter how flowery is the cover, they’re just too chill and kind, therefore they’re back on his wish list.

Yes, he was listening to Sphere while finishing up The Tibetan Book of the Dead. Perfect accompaniment!

this one’s shower curtains superior

Yours: inferior.

put onion powder and cream of tartar into broccoli soup

Because it works. Makes it delightfully tart.

You probably won’t also be adding oatmeal, peanut butter, and flaxseed, but whatever works for you.

who wants to answer a 370-question psyche test?

MMPI-2, find out your major malfunction.

http://pastebin.com/raw/ZRgYKHuA

Just paste the text in wordpad or notepad and “save as” with a ‘.html’ file extension, open the page, take the test, and post your results below. Here are mine (and no I have no idea what any of this means):

explaining is better than raining (blood)

My “new Columbian older sister” actually reasoned out why it’s better to keep the toilet seat down. Ladies, that’s how you do it. Whereas something like the following has quite the opposite effect: