Spent wa-ay too much time making this horrible wallpaper as a quick reference guide:
And it still ended up barely-readable on my dumbphone:
Ah well, I had fun. Oh wait, there is no “I” oh em gee I am failing at Buddhism already!11!
Note: I had little side-notes why I called it “perfect” and not “right”, why the precepts are named as such (ie, the third one here isn’t “abstaining from sexual misconduct/adultery”), and alternate translations for words like as samma and sila, but I couldn’t fit all that in.