I care about ya, man. I don’t wanna see you suffer. So in the name of the Bodhisattva Vow I tell you, if you’re gonna use cocoa powder please stay away from these:
Please don’t do this to yourself. Instead, try this.
Or if you feel like paying almost as much for maybe +15% better flavor IMO:
But… they’re expensive…
Yes, yes they are. As with most good things. But you don’t need to use much! If you normally use a tbsp of Hershey’s cocoa, you only need about a tsp of TruVibe cacao. And I promise you, the first time you try, you’ll be all:
Man, did I really pay like $11 for a pound of–
(I couldn’t find a GIF of royal-brat beauty-pie’s beansprout-nomming scene, so I had to clip it out of the episode and convert it myself…)