what women want


From the blog of Scooby’s Workshop:

Last night I saw Garth Brooks on TV in Yankee Stadium and you could tell the thousands of the young women in the crowd adored him. I had a funny thought while watching. If Taylor Lautner at his prime was standing next to Garth Brooks on stage and they both grabbed the microphone and said to the women in the crowd “Come get me!”, Taylor Lautner would be trampled and perforated by high heels with the stampede of women trying to get to Garth. Fifth Avenue marketing firms and their billions of dollars of ads have somehow convinced young men that having a hot bod is the most important thing in attracting women when it is NOT! If your primary reason for lifting weights is to get women then you are wasting your time, spend that 5hrs a week to learn to play the guitar! Why do YOU lift?

People selling $97 workout programs, $47 meal plans, and expensive supplements have paid millions to Fifth Avenue marketing firms to help convince you that muscles and abs are the best way to “get” women. It’s not true! Lifting weights can significantly improving your success dating but not for the reasons you think.


That’s right, in terms of being attractive to women, a nearly-60-yo gay Jew knows better than most straight men! What does that say for the state of effete nu-males of the twenty-first century?


Author: ma'habocath

ma'habocath knows some, tells much. ma'habocath knows few things others do. This one is a live-alone, full-time burger-flipper with an odd mind and too much to say. ma'hab always tries the best ma'hab can to keep up: • Chores • Bodybuilding and other health-nuttery • Japanese language studies • Culinary experimentation (see “other health-nuttery”) • Exploration of newfound spiritual territory • Exploration of my Self • Figuring out how to socialize well enough, mostly face-to-face • Backlogs: books, heavy metal, anime • Blogging, chatting, texting, and talking to whomever will listen about all of the above

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