why it’s not worth the bother to complain about various problems with the general public

Looks don’t matter, just be yourself!

— Attractive People

You can’t buy happiness.
Mo’ money, mo’ problems.

— Makes >50k/yr, not <15k

Calorie-counting?! Live a little, enjoy your food!

— Naturally high metabolism, doesn’t struggle with obesity (former or not) and/or an eating disorder and/or junk food addiction, isn’t pursuing six-pack abs and/or some other athletic endeavor

In moderation, or just say no. What could be easier than not doing it? See, I’m doing it right now!

–Isn’t addicted to something or other, e.g. alcohol, cigarettes, video games, Internet…

C’mon sport it’ll only take ten minutes, twenty at most!

— Doesn’t have issues with motivation, drive, energy, etc

It’s not the size that counts, but the motion of the ocean.

— >7″ not <6″

Embrace your quirks, it’s who you really are!

— Isn’t mentally ill and/or ‘strongly misaligned’ with current society AKA Incorrect. E.g.: crippling levels of depression, on the autism spectrum, schizophrenic, or merely introverted and/or more into cerebral/creative pursuits in a region where extroverts & other social butterflies / ‘salesman-types’ rule (AKA most the modern world, but especially the Corporate States of Freeburgerstan)

Stop pulling the Race/Woman/Gay/Trans Card already you wolf-crying baby.
Oh my god it’s just a word, and you people say it all the time so SHUT UP!

— Straight White Males

Turn that frown upside down! No need to be mad/sad all the time.

— I was raised by two loving & supportive parents, not poor and/or one or more other hundreds of other crappy life situations growing up, or was otherwise sheltered from the bad side of life for most of mine and therefore consider myself ‘depressed’ if I didn’t get laid this weekend or cut off in traffic coming home from work or my Red Lobster coupon expired yesterday

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Author: ma'habocath

ma'habocath knows some, tells much. ma'habocath knows few things others do. This one is a live-alone, full-time burger-flipper with an odd mind and too much to say. ma'hab always tries the best ma'hab can to keep up: • Chores • Bodybuilding and other health-nuttery • Japanese language studies • Culinary experimentation (see “other health-nuttery”) • Exploration of newfound spiritual territory • Exploration of my Self • Figuring out how to socialize well enough, mostly face-to-face • Backlogs: books, heavy metal, anime • Blogging, chatting, texting, and talking to whomever will listen about all of the above

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