main reason this one keeps his mouth shut irl about anime

ma’habocath is very chatty and open about how much he loves the 2D in places like this, and very few select individuals in person. But that is mostly to compensate for how hard he hides his power level at most other times.

Not only because the otakudom he is interested in, well…

Masser: You like anime? Like Dragon Ball Z?

Secunda: Well, no, more like Yuru Yuri and Strike Witches which, while I enjoy for other reasons, mostly involve 14-yo girls doing pseudo-lesbo things with each other for the purposes of comedy and titillating the audience. Did I mention their average age is 14?

Masser: [stares]

Masser: [slowly backs away]

Masser: [pulls out phone] HELP! POLICE! WE HAVE A PEDO!!

…but what if ma’habocath actually meets someone who is as big into anime as himself, who has long moved past entry-level cherry-poppers like Dragon Ball Z?

Say, ma’habocath discovers a scene like the following:

And he is all, “Whoa, that is so killer and awesome! This one wants to talk about this with others very much!” only to be saddened by everyone else raving about… other parts of the show: NSFW LINKS

These are the kinds of people ma’habocath would be associated with should he open his big fat mouth.

aminu 1

aminu 2aminu 3Forgive ma’habocath for being judgmental, but these are not the people he wishes to meet in person.

That’s just !4chan, not all anime fans are like that!

Oh?

aminu 4aminu 5aminu 6In short: ma’habocath does not try to find people who are like himself, for he is afraid of finding them.

Not just anime, either!

Masser: You like metal? Like Ozzy, Manson, Metallica…

Secunda: No, while I do like a wide range, it’s more like these guys I were just listening to: Gorerotted, who just shuffled to a song about being eaten to death by cannibal retards; another good song on the same album is called Zombie Graveyard Rape Bonanza, which is tons of fun!

Masser: [blank stare]

Masser: [slowly backs away]

Masser: POLICE POLICE! WE HAVE A SERIAL KILLER!!

Masser: What do you watch on YouTube?

Secunda: Not much, but sometimes channels like ScareTheater and ReignBot which like to talk about spooky stuff like serial killers and snuff films.

Masser: [blank stare] etc.

Whether ma’habocath is Masser or Secunda, he does not wish to be on either side of the fence, so he just keeps to his sad solitude of having pretty much no one around into what he is into.

Advertisements

Author: ma'habocath

ma'habocath knows some, tells much. ma'habocath knows few things others do. This one is a live-alone, full-time burger-flipper with an odd mind and too much to say. ma'hab always tries the best ma'hab can to keep up: • Chores • Bodybuilding and other health-nuttery • Japanese language studies • Culinary experimentation (see “other health-nuttery”) • Exploration of newfound spiritual territory • Exploration of my Self • Figuring out how to socialize well enough, mostly face-to-face • Backlogs: books, heavy metal, anime • Blogging, chatting, texting, and talking to whomever will listen about all of the above

2 thoughts on “main reason this one keeps his mouth shut irl about anime”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s